52 Times Britain was a Bellend: The History You Didn’t Get Taught At School

52 Times Britain was a Bellend: The History You Didn’t Get Taught At School

  • Downloads:9975
  • Type:Epub+TxT+PDF+Mobi
  • Create Date:2021-08-22 14:16:01
  • Update Date:2025-09-24
  • Status:finish
  • Author:James Felton
  • ISBN:0751582891
  • Environment:PC/Android/iPhone/iPad/Kindle

Summary

BE THE FIRST TO GET JAMES FELTON'S NEW BOOK "SUNBURN" BY PRE-ORDERING NOW

'Scurrilous, scandalous and frequently disgusting。 I absolutely loved it' James O'Brien

Twitter hero James Felton brings you the painfully funny history of Britain you were never taught at school, fully illustrated and chronicling 52 of the most ludicrous, weird and downright 'baddie' things we Brits* have done to the world since time immemorial - before conveniently forgetting all about them, of course。 Including:

- Starting wars with China when they didn't buy enough of our class A drugs
- Inventing a law so we didn't have to return objects we'd blatantly stolen from other countries
- Casually creating muzzles for women
- And almost going to war over a crime committed by a pig

52 TIMES BRITAIN WAS A BELLEND will complete your knowledge of this sceptred isle in ways you never expected。 So if you've ever wondered how we put the 'Great' in 'Great Britain', wonder no more 。 。 。

*And when we say British, for the most part we unfortunately just mean the English。

Download

Reviews

T。O。 Munro

A great combination of lively writing and painfully accurate history easily digested in an evening。 All those flag shaggers pontificating about sovereignty and how they personally liberated Western Europe at the end of the second world war need to read this, particularly around Britain's role in drug wars, concentration camps, and recompensing slave owners rather than slaves at the end of slavery。Jingoistic notions of British exceptionalism and misguided notions of a benign British Empire have b A great combination of lively writing and painfully accurate history easily digested in an evening。 All those flag shaggers pontificating about sovereignty and how they personally liberated Western Europe at the end of the second world war need to read this, particularly around Britain's role in drug wars, concentration camps, and recompensing slave owners rather than slaves at the end of slavery。Jingoistic notions of British exceptionalism and misguided notions of a benign British Empire have been fostered by populist demagogues like Johnson。Britain may have done some good things, but we also did some bad things - in the case of the Indian famine even while we were doing good thigs (helping to defeat Hitler) we were doing bad things (letting millions die)。 If we cannot critically examine our own pasts as nations and as people, then we deny ourselves the scope for growth and instead fall into the hubris of unthinking pride。Brexit is daily proof of the peril of thinking it is enough just to "be British" and the rest of the world will do as we desire。 。。。more

Molly K

a great, educational read whittled in with comedy because Brits will refuse to admit their faults, let alone read a book about them, unless there’s a catchy title and a cartoon drawing of a dick on the front

Daniel Taylor

A whistle stop tour of Britain’s horrifying moments。 Very readable but it’s sometimes a bit uncomfortable to marry the humour with such atrocities。 A good read for anyone who suspects the Empire wasn’t all it was cracked up to be…